WTF?!?!?!?!

Cheers.

Boomerang 2010

So HBO had me on Sunday...

I was really on my way to head out to work, but I was making breakfast, and 'Wanted' was on. Then I checked the guide, and 'RocknRolla' was on right after. So, after RocknRolla, I was like, 'I really have to get going'. Then of course, they had to hit me with Boomerang. Watching it, I was thinking about how awesome this movie was...and still is after all these years. How many of the stars were very popular at the time, and have since fallen off (Eddie and Robin). How some of the stars were virtual nobodys at the time and are now at the top of their game (Halle and Chris). How awesome it would be for them to do a remake.

Who would play what role you ask...?

After much deliberation with Shayla, I came up with this list (the ones in parentheses were very good recommendations made by Shayla that deserved mentioning...and may even be better than the original pick):

The role of Eddie Murphy will be played by Will Smith (Jamie Foxx)

The role of Robin Givens will be played by Halle Berry (Jada Pinkett)

The role of Halle Berry will be played by Taraji P. Henson (Joy Bryant)

The role of Martin Lawrence will be played by Mike Epps

The role of David Alan Grier will be played by Tyler Perry

The role of Grace Jones will be played by Naomi Campbell (Erykah Badu or Tolula Adeyemi or Robin Givens)

The role of Chris Rock will be played by Chris Rock

The role of Eartha Kitt will be played by Tina Turner

The role of the chick with the jacked up toes or the hatin' chick next door will be played by Vivica A. Fox

Those are all the major characters, right? Let me know if I forgot one or if you have a better suggestion.

Cheers.

"Watch Out for Boobie Traps"

Hilarious.

...who knew Mom could be so prescient.

I'll leave it at that.

Cheers.

It's Time for a Montage

Jogging in D.C., specifically to the Capitol and back from my house, definitely has its perks. Most notably, this specific jog through Capitol Hill put on full display one of the best things about D.C.--we get 4 full seasons.

Among the things I've seen in my jogs thus far (i.e. since I've moved into my house), I've seen auburn leaves, 8 foot snowbanks, cross country skiers, rabidly mad, republican healthcare protesters, 40 mph wind gusts and now the cherry blossoms are just starting to peek out. I'm sure I'm also in store for torrential downpours (spring) and 100 degree humid heat (summer) in the future, but that's all part of the beauty. All of it, viewed as a whole, provides a superb backdrop for getting in shape.

That said, if there's ever a movie done of my life, I'd like for this period (Fall 2009-Fall 2010) to be a montage--where its shown as one whole jog to the Capitol and back, but the weather throughout the seasons changes showing all the crazy beauty I've witnessed. All throughout, it cuts to and from the various events of my life that happened during this period...if that makes any sense.

Cheers.

"I'm Beamin'" - Lupe Fiasco (prod. by The Neptunes)

And in this episode of Frankfurt Freddie's cop-out blogs...

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Fakin'

The thing is is that I get a bunch of ideas during the day, but by the time I actually get home to blog about it, I forget...or at the least can't relay it as eloquently as I would have when it was fresh on my mind.

So here I am again, falling behind on blogs.

...and falling asleep behind the computer.

Cheers.

2Q10

Goals for the coming quarter:

• P90X
• Taking and passing the two MAI challenge courses I've ordered (i.e. that means studying the course booklets well enough over the next 3 months)
• *MIND over mind* (can't tell ya'll everything)
• Prep course

I also have to volunteer at an elderly home, but I don't know the frequency I'd do it and I want to limit my goals to four a quarter (compounding--1Q10 was to successfully continue my New Year's resolution).

Cheers.

This is a Bit Much...

...and a tad stalker-ish if you ask me.

In a nutshell, its a cologne for men that smells like sweaty vagina. This looks like some European isht. Even if it isn't...smh

Cheers.

5 Rapid Fire Blogs

Gotta get these off before the week is out. Got 4 more blogs that follow this one that I just posted.

Yes this is blog #5 and yes its a cop out. But you know what...?

%&()%^&#(#&$#)$#$) you.

Chea!

Cheers.

Jack Thriller is Hilarious

Tried to embed it but I can't find the code (guess its cause he wants you to do to his youtube page).

So here's the link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqDjr3KYexY

Cheers.